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The Day I Pooped in My New Chair

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AS SEEN ON FLAMINGO PINK! I’m 25 and pregnant. It is my first…

I auditioned for a KFC commercial. It did not go well.

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When I was 17, I moved to LA to achieve ultimate stardom. The…

A Summerlandish Pregnancy Shoot

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Photographer: Henryk Lobaczewski Hair/ Makeup: Amelia Axton NO…

Just lost my hair extension virginity.

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I had a photo shoot yesterday (may have involved a naked pregnant…

I wanted a burrito. All I got was tears.

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Here's the story of my meltdown over Mexican food as seen on…

Seriously- is it September yet?!

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I promise my book is full of super deep thoughts and philosophical…

True Statements My Neighbours Could Make About Me.

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As seen on Flamingo Pink! I’ve been a homeowner for nearly…

MY VERY FIRST BOOK COVER!

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Just a tad bit excited for this baby to be on shelves September…

First Edition: Creepy Things My Husband Says

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"Babe. Look at me while you pee."