Handle-Bar Moustaches

Has your boyfriend ever shaved in a Handle-Bar Moustache as a joke and then kept it because he genuinely thought he looked hot? I’ve been there. The best way to deal with it is to draw one on yourself and wear it whenever you are out in public together.
Caution: You may be hit on by an awkward guy trying to use a “you’re a hot guy” pick up line. Smile politely and walk away.