Auntie Toonie Says

You may or may not know, but I had a little baby girl on October 11th this year. We named her Daisy.

Here is one of the gifts she received and an excerpt from the card.

“…But you only have one Auntie Toonie! And I will be there for you if you ever need advice on tequila, champagne, or getting the hottest guy in the bar to sleep with you. (Although you’re going to be so beautiful, my advice will probably better suited for your less attractive best friend.” 

Auntie Toonie is a legend and you should really know more about her. Read her crazy stories and advice here.

The one and only.